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Professor Parshall's World - Walrus Cloudy
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Professor Parshall's World
Apparently, Professor Parshall lives in a different universe than I do.

In his universe:

  • The "Big Bang Theory" is part of a branch of science known as "astrology."
  • IF...THEN statements in computer programming are assignment statments.
  • You can remember "vertical axis" because it's like vertical blinds, which you can move up and down.

In case you're not familiar with them, vertical blinds look like this:

and they move SIDE to SIDE.

That's right, folks. He spent at least 5 minutes telling college students about the various parts of a graph and how to remember VERTICAL and HORIZONTAL. Didn't we learn that in elementary school? If it wasn't kindergarten, it was well before third grade.


In related news, Professor Vail is going to put me to sleep ... or in a coma ...


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